HornyJL PrimeJL NewsFlash

2009-10-19T10:05:00.000-07:00

Ok guys from my blog u guys noe i went to Bugis with frens N while we were in de long ride from Marina Bay to CCK this person came N made my day as i got new story...LOL we saw this incident N wanted to maybe stuff smth into tat gals mouth to make her learn how to sleep with ur mouth close while standing....LOL so nxt time u r on de train u let me see u not noticing me N i take a picture of u, U will end up on my blog doing disgraceful tingy.This is HornyJL ending current report.
(Haha if u focus clearly she is drooling)

2009-10-14T04:12:00.000-07:00

Yay Guys seem likes my Uploader is backup.Todae i want to tok 'bout Students.Looka at this A buncha West Spring Students standing outside a fucking automatic door lyk lyk." ooohh a glass door! Wow fascinating lets w8 till sum1 open it Yay.Who agree with me?? Me ME ME ME" I'ma lyk wtf wtf too too lame this is a too lame. Yer yer noe wat i mean yea too lame i mean come on can u not walk up front a little bit to let de door open on its own.I mean come on PPL WTH r u tinking lyk come on PPL Its too lame. So if u guys r following me on facebook I juz had my birthday N pls take a look at de video on it My biggest fan long lost father was actually Ronald MacDonald Sry fer being racist its in chinese cause ima asian so pls stay N comment....
(P.S)Erm they r actually w8ing fer de library to open so its not their fault.So if u see these guys go up n say Hello n say tat he is on HornyJL.This is HornyJL CHAO OUTSIDE MUDABITHCHES....

2009-10-06T04:33:00.000-07:00

Knn Blogger.Com use new uploader i cannot upload no shit on my blog FCK siol so yar comment on this on Facebook lor this is de link

2009-10-01T00:59:00.000-07:00

OK guys todae im tok bout secret ppl will bound to hav them in different part of life but we tend to not tok bout it so tat ppl will not noe bout it but it always better to say out ur secret instead of keeping it in urself it will makes u feel alot better.As Fer me not many ppl noe this except fer my fren tat i hav a violent younger bro he is de type where he love Shooting games 1 of his favourite game is GTA when he was smaller n guess wat when i do not wan to get off my comp he will take out de knife n force me off or even de chopper.Recently,My bro took a metal ruler put against an iron den put it on my hand.De best is he asked me "Hot?" Lyk WTF would u wan to try tat urself its fcking hot alrite....
So de question of de day is do u hav any big secret tat u rily wan to say it out if u do u can shout out ur secret at de Comment section at de site N pls no confession to me i noe i fcking famous so pls control...
This is HornyJL N I'm ending current report with a secret told...

2009-09-30T01:48:00.000-07:00

So Guys This is wat im gonna say.Todae's Topic is bout spammers ppl lyk dem ppl hate dem N ppl are them.Take a look at this funny comic it rily depicts de mind of spammers being naive infact not being offensive lowlife.So to all spammers out there pls tink WTH are u doin rite now u tink ppl will rily even read ur fcking spam u r fcking naive.So PPL pls leave a comment on de side N fer ppl who dunnoe where de CBox is if u r too deformed press de number 03 at de side zzz n my CBox kinda laggy will not come out wat u type str8 muz refresh so tell me do u lyk Spammers or spamming or if it is part of ur life pls leave a comment i want to see wat ppl feel bout it.So warning To Alicia n gang dey r spammers warning guys warning so tat is bout it.
This is HornyJL N I'm ending current report.

2009-09-28T05:06:00.000-07:00

Erm Guys Pls gimme ur view if i shld put another video which is me Singin I Gotta Feelin Some part sounded pretty bad N i had no wigs used a blanky to cover my hair to look some wat lyk a gal n oso i took off my shirt fer half a second alot tinks tat will make u rite gay comments n oh shit Ppl will find my blog when dey type Gay in Google search cause of de words so yar tinking whether shld put gimme ur honest comment at de sidebar n sry long no update cause fren call me play SuddenAttack™ so leave a comment n juz telling u about haterz comment learnt it from PeterChao. See he is a Chinese living in USA not realli sure he had this vid bout youtube Haterz n tat he made a point ppl say comments lyk"Suck My Dick","Suck My Cock",or"Suck My Dick U Faggot".Now doesn't saying this comment wanting ppl to suck ur dick a Faggot? Yar so yar so yar so yar mayb deserve another yar so yar.
This Is HornyJL Ending Current Report.

CGA Review

2009-09-19T05:05:00.000-07:00

Yar Todae i went to de CGA Convetion at Suntec City is was okay okay i guess... There is a holy cow auction of Grenado espado or smth de In-Game item auc till 1k plus fer a In-Game Vest WTF...

It lokks kinda dead there were free Coke Zero handed out.Lots of cosplayers See de 1 at left Logan of X-Men Origins Wolverine™.Lol If u guys are allergic to Radioactive waves pls do not visit it but den its gonna bo over 2morrow last day so. This is HornyJL ending current report/review.

2009-09-18T02:29:00.000-07:00

Lol Not trying to copy FAILBlog it is an awesome team but this 1 realli failure... Google chrome was realli good i trusted it but now after de "big" update to make everything looks cooler... alot of stuff were unacessible when i check on me blog n i press refresh this is wat will happen 100% N i cannot access games on FaceBook FTW Google Chrome nice Job....Anyways my fren suggested tat i do a Real Blog with my Biography all those crap as Keeping a News Blog is realli hard but WTF i will do it if i had the time LOL... BTWWT(Back To Wat We Toking) todae was a fun day i got caught by principal not caught but admited due to my heroism was punished to stand outside of class boring though but WTF this is news sry guys now pls Leave a comment at de Comment Section at de SideBar on de left about todae's question:
Wat is de most boring thing tat happened to u in school or ur school's life?
P.s N oso tell me whether if i shuld cre8 a Real Blog about me(get to noe me) n oso pls tell ur fren to come back i am back in action from last post n i did not use this...
This is HornyJL ending current report...FAIL

2009-09-16T00:40:00.000-07:00

Sry Guys I did not update my blog long long le longer den China's Yellow River. Tat is 1 hell of a long **** sry type wrong i meant river......And Reason fer not posting much is all because this website's fault http://onepieceofbleach.com/category/kamen-rider-kabuto/ Go watch nice story Masked Rider Kabuto I noe childish rite but cool siol Walking The Path Of Heaven, Ruler Of All Tendou Souji but dhen back to todae's story this is it my couz made this while his visit my house during Friday of Holiday Dadadahhhhh The CoinHendge or de Easter island Coins Zzz...... Watch if u can spot how many 50cents,20cents,10cents or 5cents pls look carefully n post ur answers At de Comment Box/Section at the side good luck......

(Note: Oni guess fer fun no price de) P.s I may take a break fer this HornyJL Business le nid holiday but if got pics i will do smth bout it de...N if i make a new report it will be in my blog le no more at facebook i tink...

2009-09-07T16:03:00.000-07:00

Holy Shit guys Mr.Lin is tking action of his evil plan to succed over WSSS in 10 thousand years has started this is wat he hav done to his "best" student he NEGATIVED ME.Yup tat is a word Negatived Holy Fck wat am i goin to do still nid go out 2day......

Mr.Lin Good job i look kind of lyk my inner hollow....

W8 is tat it? Mr.Lin is lyk Murumasa who let out our inner hollow so we look NEGATIVED ......

Anyways pls go check out my OkOk vids at my youtube channel n pls do not put negative comment or de nxt to be NEAGATIVED IS YOU......Shrieks...

Pls view my last post bout Mr.Lin before reading this as it will pretty much be useless.

This is HornyJL ending current report actually now thinking it is quite cool to be NEGATIVED y not finish Mr.Lin HOMEWORK lyk me in 1 day n get NEGATIVED oooohhhhh w8 maybe tat is y he did this to me.

2009-09-07T01:57:00.000-07:00

Guys Uploaded a new video at my HornyJL Youtube channel if u guys r wondering y i not much pics nowadays is cause i doing de few videos on youtube go check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/user/HornyJL/

if not wrong....

2009-09-06T08:37:00.000-07:00

Ok Guys Tell u wat how to easily complete ur homework.........

Actually there is no such tings dey hard but can be completed fast.Here r the steps..

1)Close all de room windows too to make sure no sound can get in or OUT

2)Make sure u keep lights on to see clearly where u gonna DO IT

3)Keep ur phone away so tat u will not accidentally take a video n u noe WAT....

Oi guys get back lar where u tinking to....

4)FOCUS

Tat is all my homework from Mr.Lin is finised with this method in 3-4 hours, all WSSS students taught by this evil guy who always hav a smile on his face but u will 1 day feel his evilness!!!!!

Not sure maybe nxt pandemonium bah......

^^^^^Evil Guy!!!^^^^^^ Not me ok i was in it.

2009-09-03T01:36:00.000-07:00

Wat is this?? This is a picture taken from a block where my fren stay in. If u cannot understand wat it means as u r a retard or smth since its juz a picture. It is bout fining ppl fer peeing in corridors or public places which isn't toilet. The fine is as high as $2000 1st offence last time check isn't fine fer smoking lesser?? Nvm im juz saying if any1 rmb a T-Shirt few years back bout Singapore being a 'fine' country well if dey reprint it dey will hav a new addition hooray fer T-Shirt Lovers.....
This is HornyJL ending current report about illegal wee wee....

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2009-09-02T03:47:00.000-07:00

Im sry guys haven been uploading fer bout a week or so hope u not miss me too much.Today i want to tok about Singapore's Architecture, I hav nth to say dey win already, see the pic it looks lyk Four sticks of cigarette LOL.I feel mayb juz mayb dey were trying to advertise smoking around tat state letting them live in tall cigarette buildings wouldn't it be exciting to live in something u can smoke. Zzzz.... This is HornyJL ending current report and telling all readers not to smoke bad fer health.Will upload soon too BTW.

This is a Special Message/Report by HornyJL at http://hornyjlnews.blogspot.com/

2009-08-29T06:01:00.001-07:00

I sincerely feel that Singapore is really worried about sex education allowing this kind of poster from JAPAN to be posted it stated NO.1 in Japan maybe got do survey not sure.This is HornyJL ending current report hornily. Juz a nother horny day of work for HornyJL lyk super hero lyk tat

2009-08-29T05:59:00.000-07:00

AARRHHH!!! Snake DEAD*. Im sry to announce tat the family of this poor fellow pls collect his body on de pavement near de bus stop near my school.
DoB: Dunnoe
DoD: 13th August 2009
This is HornyJL sadly ending current report.

2009-08-27T01:52:00.000-07:00

What is this!!! The MONSTER BLOOD seem to have cleared in a day. I went over to de snake to interview and it replied."Psssss Psssss". I went on to de snake translator who happen to be 1 of my fren fer wat it meant. He said that it was saying"I was hungry so i ate it.". Something was strange de blood did not affect it it seems that snake are unaffected by de MONSTER BLOOD. Real research results are not out yet but lets hope that this is de last time we see these MONSTER BLOOD. This HornyJL ending current report in disgust.*eeeww did it rily ate it??*

2009-08-26T04:44:00.000-07:00

ATTENTION!!! To all Singaporean that is reading MY news. U guys better run there is a emergency!!!!! U guys better run. Rmb my article abt de monster blood? well...... It Have ***king spreaded in to the monsoon drain OMG its this de end?? Its this Armaggedon?? This is HornyJL ending current report HORRIFICALLYx

Monster Blood!!

2009-08-26T04:21:00.000-07:00

For those who are fans of goosebumps de series. PLS be warn that MONSTER BLOOD is fcking true see fer urself i vomitted it out from my body i feel lyk in getting hell bigger opps...Celling crushed. This is HornyJL ending current report horrifically.